The last few years, I’ve developed the bad habit of putting things in piles instead of filing them or throwing them away (even though I’m usually an organized person). There’s even what I call, “the big box of evil,” which is a whole box full of this stuff. Today I started my attempt at spring cleaning and filing with this stack:
I have found so many things already! Things I’ve been looking for, things I don’t remember, and things that don’t make sense. I thought I’d share ten of of the funny and/or nonsensical ones (a.k.a. the things we write when our inner editor is sleeping).
1. “Her car was trampled, and maybe her parents (they are missing). Explanation of cow behavior??” (I like that I thought it was ok to have the parents get trampled, as if it’s their punishment for going missing. Also, the cows obviously did it.)
2. “468,000 cows in MN.” (Post-it note from my mom. No other explanation. Can’t remember why I asked for this info, but I do like cows. Don’t think this has anything to do with the cows in the first note, though.)
3. “Sheila’s voice is that of a self-absorbed stand up comic … if the comic was a teenage zombie girl, obsessed with boys, cheerleading, and chickens.” (I used to do stand up and met a few comics that would fit this description, other than the zombie part. And it totally fits my character.)
4. “seasonal babies?” (Not sure, but I think this was a PB idea. I’m sure I meant seasonal in a good way, not the way it sounds, as though you can rent babies for a season, which is just wrong.)
5. “They are jealous of my fang-tastic-ness.” (Vampire character’s thoughts. Clearly a line that was cut in revision!)
6. “The Four Seasons: Bunny, Goose, Bear, and Moose.” (This was for a series of illustrations featuring different animals with different seasons.)
7. “Chickens are to cows, like chocolate is to ice cream … not essential, but much more fun.” (Everyone thinks this, right?)
8. “Stress makes my mind sweaty.” (One of my characters said this in notes. Got cut before the first draft.)
9. “composition/layout: simple, yet not” (It’s nice when notes are so specific and have no context. Ha.)
10. Land of the Lost diagram:
(If you read my first drafts, you’d know that I learned all my plotting skills from the old TV show, Land of the Lost. Good thing plot nonsense can be cleared up in revisions! I still think about the show once in a while, especially the sleestaks. This is a diagram I doodled in my writing notebook. Apparently in the real world, the Zarn translates as disco, and lizards can’t talk.)
I also found a whole bunch of old novel critiques that I ended up throwing away. I used to save them fore ver, but I don’t have room anymore! Plus, my novel has moved on from where I was back then (thanks to the critiques).
What do you do with your old critiques? Keep? Throw? Use the back as scrap paper?
Do you put off filing? If so, what kinds of things do you unearth when you get around to filing?
This is only the beginning of spring cleaning … who knows what I’ll find next!




















